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Dude Driving with a Horny Naked Asian Chick

This video is artistic, so it doesn’t have to make sense. It doesn’t need a story or narrative. All you really need to make a video good is a naked chick and some decent music. Extra points if she’s got that horny look in her eyes and knows how to really writhe around in a super sexual way.

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Belgian Girls in Panties Enjoy Soccer Ball Spanking

Some sexy Belgian chicks with a fetish for spanking and soccer agreed to have a soccer ball kicked at their pantie-clad bare ass. This is what was recorded on video.

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Naked Models & Actresses with Fish

Fishlove is an environmental activism group that wants to raise awareness about unsustainable fishing practices. They’ve taken a page out of the PETA marketing playbook by doing photoshoots with naked models and MILFy actresses paired with fish. They also have photos of guys with fish, but let’s just focus on the ladies here. The photos are striking in the mixture of dead, ugly fish with attractive women. And the message is clear: we’re humans, and we enjoy fish. Let’s do what we can to keep fish around, because they’re tasty whether cooked or raw. Message received. Check out their site if you’d like to get some posters and support their cause. View the full gallery to see Gillian Anderson naked wearing a fish like a scarf.

“The global marine ecosystem will collapse within a generation if unsustainable fishing practices are allowed to continue. The collapse of global fish stocks is one of the greatest ecological challenges we face today.” – Fishlove.co.uk

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Brazilian Girl Catarina Migliorini Auctions Off Her Virginity AGAIN, Expects $1.5 Million

When she tried to auction off her virginity, a sexy Brazilian girl named Catarina Migliorini briefly enjoyed her 15 minutes of fame in 2012. The highest bid was $780,000, placed anonymously on a website set up by the documentary’s director. Not surprisingly, the highest bidder lied about his age, turning out to be a 21 year old guy instead of a 53 year old Japanese millionaire as claimed. Catarina refused to go through with the transaction, so she’s trying to auction off her virginity again. This time around, she’s doing it all by herself and has set up a website to accept bids. As a model who poses for Playboy Brazil, Catarina is nothing short of beautiful and elegant. That’s why she claims she expects to accept a bid of at least $1.5 million for her to give up her first time having sex, and she’s willing to accept male or female buyers. As ruthlessly capitalistic as this all sounds, you have to admit the story is interesting and we’re going to check to see how the tale of her virginity sale unfolds. Or, unbuttons. Until then, enjoy some of her sexy pictures here.

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Cute Blonde Alexis Says: Watch Porn on Roku

Advertising is not as easy as it looks on Mad Men. You can’t just show up to the office in a three-piece suit and lounge around drinking scotch at 11 A.M. Advertising is about crafting a message that changes people’s mind and behavior about your brand or product. It’s an art and a science. And it’s quite fun when done right or even when horribly botched. The commercial above features a cute young blonde who wants to tell you about how she and her boyfriend watch porn on Roku using the SCOREtv channel. It’s so painfully bad that it’s surprisingly good.

Here are some gems from the video:

“hey! it’s me, Alexis. Do you know what this is? It’s a Roku box! When I first got it, I was like, is this a vibrator? And my boyfriend was like, ‘no, babe, it’s a Roku box, and you watch porn on it.’ and I was like nooo way…gimme that!”

“and now, we don’t have to have a million memberships to all of these porn sites!”

“I even have a little movie up there myself. I’m so embarrassed, but it’s just a little movie of me playing with my boyfriend while he records me…and you can watch me all for free, just add SCOREtv to your Roku and you can have me all to yourself…”

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Miss USA as Transformer for Parade of National Costumes in Miss Universe 2013 Pageant

Miss USA decided it would be a great idea to dress as a red and blue Transformer to represent America in the Miss Universe 2013 “Parade of National Costumes”. In this part of the pageant, each contestant wears a costume that best represents the culture and spirit of the country they represent. Considering it’s a beauty pageant, a rational person would expect to see hotties dressed in sexy outfits that symbolize what their country is known for.

According to Miss USA 2013 winner Erin Brady, “Nothing screams national costume like the first Miss USA transformer. Embracing powerful women in a transforming country that’s made up of so much. That’s what Miss USA means to me.” Yep, her costume definitely screams something alright, but more along the lines of “WHERE IS THE ALLSPARK?!”

Now let’s turn to basketball legend Michael Jordan. Mike, care to share your thoughts?

Want to see costumes that make sense? Check out how these ladies dressed in the gallery here:

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