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The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

This French trailer from Golden Mustache is amazing. The premise is this; every time a man masturbates another man dies. The government is forced to put a masturbation ban into effect. The trailer for this fake movie is perfect.

Could you imagine what a world that had a masturbation ban would be like? Besides guys hitting on every girl in sight, I think productivity would skyrocket. We would all have jetpacks before the week was out. It is that or war. The only other option would have to be war; one side could not just try and out masturbate the other side. I assume it kills just a random man. There would be no way to control the casualties. I prefer to think we would focus on productivity to vent our frustrations.

Either way, I am glad that we are free to get off to our hearts content and watch all the porn we want.

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SHE’S SINGLE… AND HAS PERFECT BOOBS!

SHE’S SINGLE… AND HAS PERFECT BOOBS!

It’s Tuesday and that means we need to feature some beautiful tata’s. This petite chick started off our interview stating that she was “single” but she brought a friend for “extra stuff” – we’re pretty sure that means she swings both ways. We were focused on her cleavage and had to see what she was hiding beneath her shirt. Holy crap was it worth the effort! If you like perfectly round boobs with nice little nipples you’ll love this clip. Let us know if you think these are the best breasts you’ve seen on our Facebook Page.

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LETS END 2012 WITH SOME PERFECT BOOBS!

LETS END 2012 WITH SOME PERFECT BOOBS!

 

Wow it’s been a good year. It’s hard to ask for a better life when you’ve spent the last 365 days looking at hot chicks for a living. We’ve seen some ugly ones and we’ve seen some super hot ones and also debuted the worlds BEST trivia game ever. So for out last post of the year we decided to go with a red head with perfect tits. Her hair made us think of fireworks but her rack reminds us of why we love Girls Gone Wild. Watch this video – we’re pretty sure it will help you “ring” in the New Year.

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12 DAYS OF TITSMAS: DAY 8

 

On the 8th Day of Titsmas GGW gave 8 Maids of Milking! Finally something that we actually want! Why? Because milk comes from boobies. Here is a fun Video Edition that shows some of the hottest babes on the planet. Click the jump to see Irina Sheyk, Lily Aldridge, Daisy Lowe, Alessandra Ambrosio, Pixie Geldof, Eliza Cummings, and about a doezen other hotties. This post is massive!



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HOLY CRAP! EAGLE SNATCHES BABY

 

 

I want this to be real! I only want this to be real because I can imagine parents telling toddlers an eagle will come snatch them if they don’t stop crying at the park. How awesome would it be to add an Eagle to the list of things that scare the shit out of kids. Boogie men, clowns, white vans with no windows and now a Golden Eagle.

 

Sadly, its a fake video but you can share it with everyone you know with kids. Make sure the the subject line reads “OMG! Don’t let Timmy Outiside!” We promise they will freak out for about 30-seconds. LoL. And if you’re pissed this video doesn’t include boobs then enter your email below and we’ll send you a free scene no strings attached.

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NUDIE TIME! HOTTIE IN THE SHOWER

NUDIE TIME! HOTTIE IN THE SHOWER

 

Before Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram the only place to find hot amateur girls sexing it up on camera was Girls Gone Wild. We’ve been at it for a decade and have learned a few things.  Take for example this hot brunette: She talked about how she wanted to get wet and we knew exactly what to suggest. She stripped out of her undies and climbed into the Girls Gone Wild shower for some nude fun. You can see more amateurs like her on our Instagram page.

 

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