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Spreadsheets Measures American’s Libido!

Sex in America

This interesting app lets people indicate where and when they had sex. It is the Foursquare of sex apps. They came up with an interesting infographic showing how long each state last in the sack on average. Sorry Nevada, I guess all that partying in Vegas takes your time down.

With all the new fitness equipment used to track distance and speed, it was only a matter of time until someone used it to track their distance and speed in the bedroom. The application also has some gamification elements. They come in the form of achievements such as “Hello Sunshine – preform morning sex” or “Lazy Sunday – create 5 entries on a Sunday”.

These five states had on average, the best staying power in the bed.
1. New Mexico – (7:01)
2. West Virginia – (5:38)
3. Idaho – (5:11)
4. South Carolina – (4:48)
5. Missouri – (4:22)

While these states finished a little prematurely.
46.Georgia – (2:07)
47.Montana – (2:03)
48.Vermont – (1:48)
49.South Dakota – (1:30)
50.Alaska – (1:21)

You would think Alaskans would last longer considering they have 67 days or 1608 hours of night time to get freaky.

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BANNED Australian Condom Commercial by Four Seasons Condoms

Here’s the Australian condom commercial that was too edgy it got banned from TV. Those Aussies sure know how to make an attention-grabbing ad spot.

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SEX SELLS BEER

Two amazing things in one glorious video. Beer and sex. Beer is delicious, savory, and downright amazing. Coincidentally sex is basically the same thing. Great sex tends to involve a beautiful woman, and these beer ads really express these things. I know the work week just started, but hopefully this will prepare you for a weekend of partying, beers, and girls. Enjoy!

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6 ESSENTIALS FOR AN ORGY

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So you’ve decided to have an orgy. Fantastic! It’s the best decision you’ve ever made. We’re here to help you have a fantastic time. They’re great fun and while “orgymonger” isn’t something you can write on your resume, trust us – your friends will know and will elevate you from “guy” to “King Guy The Hero” when you cross “Orgy” off your “Sexual To Do” list.  Read More….

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PILLOW TALK: NEVER SAY THIS IN BED

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“I’ve never seen a (insert body part here) that looked like that before!”

Unless you’re telling me I have the most beautiful rack on earth, I don’t want to hear that my tits/ass/ stomach/vagina/ears/shoulders/ toes look different from every other chick’s you’ve seen. To girls, different means bad. it doesn’t matter if you don’t mean it that way. We’re going to take it that way. Next time you notice something unique about a chick, be sure to insert a complimentary adjective. Perfect, beautiful, sexy, hot, fine, gorgeous, amazing, flawless and stunning all work. Steer clear of different, unusual or peculiar. Read More….

 

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TIPS FROM CHICKS: DON’T DO THIS IN BED

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DON’T HUM WHILE GETTING HEAD
Is that the theme to Law and Order? If you want a girl to give you a spectacular hummer, mute the tunes. Exception: If you’re as funny as or actually are Jermaine from Flight of the Conchords, you can hum the shit out of “Business Time” and the girl bobbing up and down on your junk will be your love slave for life.

 

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