This video is pretty funny. Someone decided to interview a bunch of lesbians about their thoughts on a mans equipment. These aren’t the porn type of lesbians, these are the real-deal lesbians that drive Subaru’s and go to Dinah Shore. That being said I still want to have sex with all of them. Problem is that they have zero interest in sex with me or anyone with a penis. When asked to describe a ding dong they used words like “squishy” and “floppy” and one girls said it probably smelled like a Twinkie. On the bright side there is a dick lover in this clip, see if you can spot her. Enjoy!

Ask any guy over 30 about his college days and you’ll hear the same story: he regrets that he didn’t play the field more. He’ll insist you should sample a smorgasbord of college chicks. He’s right, but where to begin? Sometimes it’s obvious which girls you should pursue, like the hotties who were repressed in high school and are now cutting loose. But some potential hookups are not so obvious. We’ve compiled a handy guide to help point you in the right direction. Read More….

THE TRANSFER STUDENT
She’s a fresh and perky beauty from Oklahoma, Iowa or Ohio who is so incredibly friendly it makes you want to cry. She may be naive in bed, but she’s enthusiastic and adorable when she looks up at you with those big blue eyes while tonguing your shaft. Snatch her up FAST before she finds her way to the Girls Gone Wild offices and appears on the cover of this magazine.

THE ALCOHOLIC PARTY GIRL
Your partner in crime. She’ll keep up with you all night whether you’re drinking beer, shots, or more beer. Somehow, she doesn’t get sick like the other girls, perhaps because she’s been boozing since 4th grade. She claims to enjoy anal but you’re never sober enough to stick it in, so most nights her wonderfully sloppy blowjobs are the last thing you remember. Unfortunately, she will drop out during winter break, after accidentally sleeping with your roommate.

THE ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST
She speaks on behalf of animals who can’t speak for themselves, which is most of them except the ones in cartoons. To seduce this girl, pretend your uncle takes you on hunting trips every November. Allow her to passionately persuade you that this is wrong. It’s worth it just to be able to say you went down on a girl who doesn’t shave her muff.

THE STRIPPER
She is extremely ambitious and instead of racking up student loans, she is putting herself through college by dancing topless at an upscale gentlemen’sclub. She’s devoted to her studies, but every now and then she wants to have some fun. Her idea of fun is jumping out of an airplane or zip-lining across the GrandCanyon. Think of her as a high-risk investment that could yield huge returns or ruin you forever.

THE TOWNIE
She doesn’t actually attend the col- lege. She’s finishing high school and works in the dining hall of your dorm. She saves extra French toast for you on the weekends and arranges her smoke breaks to coincide with your class schedule. She’s the perfect fuck buddy who knows where to score weed from the locals. To be on the safe side, make sure she provides two valid forms of identification before she gets naked.

The Girls Gone Wild bus is like a 4-Star restaurant. We serve up and appetizer, a main dish (Boobs!), and always finish with dessert. We decided to give this group of girls something sweet to dine on. They chose whipped cream as the perfect topping for this cuties vagina.  In this video a group of girls jump on the bed for some exciting play time and increase the hotness by squirting white dairy products onto their private parts. We must have run out of utensils because they decided to indulge by licking it off with their tongues. Interested? We thought so. Watch this video now.