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The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

This French trailer from Golden Mustache is amazing. The premise is this; every time a man masturbates another man dies. The government is forced to put a masturbation ban into effect. The trailer for this fake movie is perfect.

Could you imagine what a world that had a masturbation ban would be like? Besides guys hitting on every girl in sight, I think productivity would skyrocket. We would all have jetpacks before the week was out. It is that or war. The only other option would have to be war; one side could not just try and out masturbate the other side. I assume it kills just a random man. There would be no way to control the casualties. I prefer to think we would focus on productivity to vent our frustrations.

Either way, I am glad that we are free to get off to our hearts content and watch all the porn we want.

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Anna Kendrick Almost Made a Newcastle Beer Super Bowl Commercial

Newcastle Beer made a commercial about how they were too broke to hire Anna Kendrick and have her say “Super Bowl” for the upcoming Super Bowl 2014 game. Here’s the video that’s making the rounds, already at 500,000 views. Like how their beer tastes, it’s half-decent in the funny department. She definitely could’ve showed some more cleavage though.

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BANNED Australian Condom Commercial by Four Seasons Condoms

Here’s the Australian condom commercial that was too edgy it got banned from TV. Those Aussies sure know how to make an attention-grabbing ad spot.

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NEW Vitaly Prank: How to Catch a Predator

Vitaly pranks a bunch of guys who are willing to overlook the fact that she says she’s only 15.

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Carl’s Jr. “Great Buns” Commercial Highlights Some Truly Great Asses

Perky tits, a fine ass and cute looks are the main ingredients of a truly beautiful woman. It’s as simple as that. And the marketing geniuses behind the Carl’s Jr. commercials know how to tell you about food using hot girls. Here’s their latest new commercial about the great buns that go with their burgers.

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2 Hot Girls Ask for a Threesome

What would you do if 2 sexy young girls asked you to join them in a threesome? Apparently, most guys would get scared, just like in this video. The lesson here is to always say yes to a good thing, even if you’re being pranked for a Youtube video.

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