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New Trend: Get Laid through Couch Surfing

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The age-old question males discuss is how to get laid. And as simple as it sounds, the problem is a complex one with many different angles and answers.

The basic way is to go out at night to parties, bars, clubs and other social gatherings where you can meet women. Either that, or meet girls through your social networks.

But thanks to the Internet and increased worldwide travel, there’s a new, more creative way to do it: couch surfing.

CouchSurfing.com helps connect travelers with temporary places to stay. You can use it to find a place to crash while travelling, or to offer your space for people to stay at. Whether you’re hosting or staying as a guest, the couch surfing method gives you the opportunity to meet girls who tend to be more on the adventurous side. That’s the main benefit. Being attractive, interesting and closing the deal is really up to you. Couch surfing simply puts you in touch with the type of girls who are more daring and open to new experiences. These also tend to be the type of ladies who are down for sex immediately if they like you.

When BusinessInsider reported on this trend, they used the example of one Riccardo G., a Couch Surfing host who claims to have slept with 5 out of the 8 women he let stay at his place. There’s even a site called CouchBangs.com that shares stories people send in about how they happened to have sex while couch surfing.

From what we’ve read, the chances of you getting laid are better if you’re the host, but it could happen if you’re a guest, too, depending on how good your game is. The psychology is simple: if you’re the host, you’re in a position of power and the female traveler feels grateful that you’ve provided her with a place to rest. And by being a guest, you’ve shown that you’re a man who lives for adventure–a trait that women instantly find attractive.

All this means is that if you want to maximize your notch count and get laid more often, you’ll need to explore creative options and be more adventurous. Have a cool apartment in an exciting town? Be a host and let cute girls come to you for a place to stay.

Written by Ben Bien
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5 Reasons NOT to Date a Girl with an Eating Disorder: a Reply to Return of Kings

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Nothing is funnier than seeing a bunch of sensitive feminists and politically correct beta males get offended by mere words; especially when the author of those words is a commentator just exercising his right to Free Speech.

Tuthmosis, a writer for Return of Kings, courted the Internet’s ire when he posted an article entitled “5 Reasons to Date a Girl with an Eating Disorder”. The article went viral and crashed their servers after lots of pissed off feminists and eating-disorder-sensitive people alike stormed the site with their outraged comments.

Since Girls Gone Wild is a veritable authority on all things related to hot chicks with daddy issues, we thought we’d weigh in with an alternative view, even though we’ve got nothing against RoK. Their writing is pretty funny/useful, and expresses a unique voice necessary in today’s overly PC/feminist/anti-men world. But with this particular article, we respectfully disagree on all five of their reasons. With that said, here are 5 Reasons NOT to date a girl with an Eating Disorder:

5. Dating her will cost more in terms of time, emotional energy and money for therapy. As RoK pointed out, if she has this disorder, she can have other issues and neuroses as well, and eventually she’ll need costly treatment to deal with that baggage. Sure, she may have “money of her own” but if she depletes that cushion and you’re dating her, you could be on the hook for funds. Last time we checked, the cost of groceries and eating out at good restaurants costs much less than having to go to therapy or rehab, which can easily run in the $1000’s.

4. Dating implies plural meetups with this girl over time, which can eventually lead to a relationship, right? So why would any sane, rational and attractive guy want to have multiple dates over time with a girl who’s got a serious illness that makes her thin, less healthy, and probably not as energetic as a girl who stays fit and has normal, healthy eating habits? Would we film her? Maybe, if she’s cute. Would we have a one-night stand with her? Okay, why not. But date? Thanks, but no thanks. The hottest girls in the world aren’t the ones who are bone-thin and struggling with a debilitating psychological-biological body image problem. If you believe that, then you’re the type of guy who’s into those scrawny, skeleton-revealing runway models who believe that “haute couture” clothes should hang from one’s body. If that’s for you, ok, but that’s really not what we—and most guys we’d wager—find attractive. And no, a hot girl isn’t one who is constantly at the gym working on her six pack and having muscles either. The most beautiful women in the world, in our opinion, are the ones who have feminine curves, who can really fill out a dress with her ample bust and ass, and who is self-disciplined just enough to keep that hour-glass figure through pilates or whatever. In the history of mankind, no dude ever refused a girl because she had some belly fat. The human body, particularly that of women, is supposed to have some fat. That’s natural, and a show of good health. Biologically that fat provides warmth and back-up in case of food shortage. That’s also why skinny chicks tend to be colder to the touch.

3. Sex with a healthy, robust girl—the kind who works out 2-3 times a week, does yoga, or is a dancer—is far, far better than banging a thin, bony anorexic chick who doesn’t eat enough or stay active. That’s because girls who are normal, fit and balanced through doing activities like cheerleading, volleyball, ice skating, etc. have more energy, stamina, and a sexier physique. Just ask yourself, would you rather bang Kate Upton or Kate Moss, if both were compared at the same age level? I think most men would answer Kate Upton all the way.

2. Healthy, natural, fit men who reject the scrawny-runway-model expectation prefer robust women who aren’t “fragile and vulnerable”. We like adventure, traveling, hiking, surfing, rafting, and simply staying active. And we like healthy women who do the same and can enjoy such activities. Dating a sporty, robust woman who a fit and healthy body means you can do more stuff with her (and to her) and she can take it and enjoy it. Dating a girl with an eating disorder sounds like it involves a lot of problems, even when doing simple stuff like going out for dinner because she will refuse to go to places that might “trigger” her desire to overeat. If she’s fussy about something basic like food, she’s probably going to be fussy and OCD about tons of other shit too, which will lead to arguments. Why would you want to deal with that?

1. No but seriously, who wants to date a girl with any disorder to begin with, (unless of course you also have the issue and can relate)? If she’s anorexic or bulimic, that usually means she’s too thin, which is only seen as sexy to people who love the look of those malnourished runway models. If that’s what Tuthmosis and Return of Kings prefers, then hey, to each his own. Not everyone can or wants to date thin supermodels. With that in mind, we’ll keep trucking along in the company of real, natural, energetic, fun and healthy amateur girls who tend to go wild after midnight. Let’s just say we don’t plan to make a Girls Gone Wild: Anorexic Edition any time soon.

Update: Heh, there’s actually an online petition with 9,000 signatures calling for the removal of RoK’s article. Guess the First Amendment doesn’t apply anymore.


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Written by Ben Bien
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Top 5 Places to Meet Girls Who Like Football

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Football season is in full swing, so what better time than now to meet girls who also love the sport you do? Here’s a quick playbook on 5 places you can meet girls who share your love of football. And, if you’re lucky she’s a fan of your team too. Yes, some of these are no-brainers, but it’s helpful to recognize the obvious so you can go out with a clear game plan.

1. Sports Bar: The #1 place to find girls who like football is conveniently at Sports bars, the closer to your place, the better. These are the fun girls who love watching sports and relaxing with a few cold beers, so just say hey and get to know them. Yes, it is that easy when you both like the same thing.

2. Tailgating Parties: Another obvious place to meet fellow fans, tailgating is perfect to socialize–just make sure you’re talking to the single ladies to avoid any parking lot fights.

3. At the Stadium: Inside and out, the stadium is full of good looking girls who love football. Obviously that’s why they’re there. Spot one you like, approach and strike up a conversation.

4. At the Sports Betting Table: This is where you’ll find the risk-loving type of women who like to gamble and watch football. If that’s your thing, check out these spots.

5. Meetup Groups: Make an account on Meetup.com and and find groups who love football or your favorite team. Join the group, and then go to their events. It’s that simple. No, Meetup is not an online dating site, so don’t worry. It is a very easy to use online tool to find people around your area who share your interests. Meetup groups set up events on Meetup.com and that’s how you can find out about them to attend.

Written by Ben Bien
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5 Signs You DON’T Really Need a Wingman

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After another night of drunken debauchery, your sarcastic narrator here on the GGW blog reports that he successfully laid a sexy costumed girl under the stars, on an apartment building roof top. It was a majestic, memorable fuck, and it happened because I followed my own advice in yesterday’s article, How to Get Laid on Halloween.

But don’t mistake this as post-coital bragging. I almost went home empty handed because I tried to rely too heavily on a wingman, a wingman who I don’t even know that well. Long story short, the guy was totally smashed and botched not just one but two conversations I had set up with some scantily-clad sexy Halloween girls. I don’t blame him though, it was my fault for depending on that weak friendship for wingman support, and it was my fault for not being clear that he needed to keep it together. With that said, the events of Halloween 2013 taught me extremely helpful lessons, one of which challenges the misconception that wingmans will help you get laid. That’s not always true.

Here are the 5 signs you DON’T really need a wingman:

5. You already know how to have fun and meet new people on your own. A wingman helps you look less like a loner, sure, but that only matters if you care and feel self-conscious about being alone. Experiment with different situations, and learn how you can start conversations and meet new women by yourself as soon as you enter a room.

4. You’ve developed a “one man act” that’s appealing in a mysterious way. This is an extension of #5, and it’s a sign you’ve practiced being solo in social situations enough so that you are completely comfortable with it. Your “solo” status is a strength if you can instantly talk passed it without having to explain yourself. If you’re already funny, interesting and engaging, you don’t need a buddy to help you out.

3. You prefer meeting girls who are the “outsider” type. These are the kind who aren’t always the center of attention, and who also hang out by themselves even when they’re with a group.

2. Your wingman is either a total alcoholic, drug addict, cockblocker, or simply a goofball who can’t focus on the goal of meeting and bedding women. If ANY of these describe the friend(s) you’re with, you are definitely better off just going out and meeting women by yourself. At least if you fail, you can learn why the things you did and said didn’t work, without blaming your inept wingman.

1. You have so much game you can talk two girls into having a threesome. Yes, a threesome, as in yourself and two other girls. Why not? It is possible. And only you can know that this is possible by attempting it and succeeding. That success becomes an experience that creates a very strong foundation for your confidence, which means you’ll more likely close the deal on future threesomes successfully. If that’s the case, having a wingman is just inviting another variable for potential cockblockage or failure.

Closing Thoughts: The only time to really hang with a wingman is if he’s your real friend who you’ve known for years. You two should just be hanging out as bros having fun, telling stories and jokes over good food and drinks. That natural chemistry is enough to attract girls on its own without you having to consciously wingman each other. And if you are out to help each other get laid, you both clearly share that agreed upon goal. Otherwise, nut up and try going at by own independent self.

Written by Ben Bien
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HOW TO GET OUT OF THE FRIEND ZONE

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Friend-zoned by that hot girl you like? Don’t worry, we’ll give you a way out of that pit. Why? Because it’s more fun outside of the friend zone. Simple as that. No one wants to be in the friend zone. It’s a sad place where dreams go to wither and die. And dreaming is all you’ll be doing there, instead of touching, kissing and sex, which are obviously better. With that said, are you ready to finally learn how to get out of the friend zone? Good. Let’s get started. Here’s a step by step guide, courtesy of the self-proclaimed professionals at Girls Gone Wild. Trust us, we know what we’re doing.

Step 1: Stop thinking about that girl who friend-zoned you. She should be thinking of you all day long, but if you think about her more than she thinks about you, then you’re setting yourself up for failure. She’ll also know it and get the vibe that you’re a wuss because if you think about her often, you’re probably contacting her excessively.

Step 2: Next, make this the most recent thing you say to her: “it’s been fun hanging out and talking, but I have to focus on some projects right now.” From there, stop calling, texting, IMing, facebooking or whatever you do to keep in touch with her. That’s right: completely severe all communication with her in a sudden away. But make sure you tell her in a mysterious way that you’re going off to do something important and awesome. Women love mystery and guys who focus on projects, improve themselves, and get things done. Why are girls attracted to athletes and musicians? Because those dudes focused on learning and becoming good at something, even if they aren’t the absolute best.

Step 3: Okay, now it’s time to actually go do interesting things that challenge you and keep you busy. Make sure the mutual friends you share with your dream girl eventually find out and mention these things to her. For example, if you pick up an instrument, join a band and play a few gigs, you should mention it casually to those friends, but don’t tell her. You don’t want to tell that you’re doing something for her because she’ll feel like you’re not authentically interested in that new skill. The point is, find out what’s interesting and challenging to you, and start doing it. This will take time and work, but it’s definitely better than doing nothing and day dreaming about that girl you just can’t seem to “get anywhere with”.

Step 4: After months, maybe even a year or two of doing your own thing and getting good at it, you should have picked up some steam by now and have something to show for yourself. You have more of a grasp of who you are and what you enjoy doing. This will increase your confidence by leaps and bounds, and you’ll feel comfortable and proud in your own skin. Overcome a challenge and you’ll have more of a solid, charismatic personality, which girls love–including that one you ignored all this time.

Step 5: Get in touch with those mutual friends and go out with them. If you’re doing something that allows you to perform your new talent, like surfing or racing motorcross bikes, even better. Invite those friends to the event. They’ll probably also invite that girl you liked and still have an eye for. When she comes to the event, that’s when you get to show her the new you. It doesn’t have to be an event, it could just be a get together or a small party. Invite your mutual friends and her over for a small party. From there, just talk about what you’ve been up to, what you’re currently working on and how you’re making progress. Just don’t brag. Be a part of the conversation, then lead it. She’ll see you in a new light as a strong, confident guy who’s doing what he loves, and that sends good signals to a girl. Most likely, she’ll be attracted to you. If not, then there wasn’t ever any chemistry to begin with, and you should move on once you recognize that fact.

The point is, getting out of the friend zone takes work and time. But that’s not “bad”. There’s nothing wrong with work if it’s work you enjoy doing and that you find valuable for yourself and others. Like cinematography? Cool, get a camera, make some amateur movies and share them online. Enjoy music? Learn how to play. Love the beach? Pick up surfing. Curious about business? Start one. Doing things and staying active helps you become a more attractive, interesting person. Not doing anything will make you boring and you’ll never get what you want in life, especially that girl you like. If you’re in this situation, now you know the true way to get out of it. Yes, you’re welcome.

Written by Ben Bien
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HOW TO SPOT A WILD PARTY GIRL (PART 1)

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You’re going to want to read this if you’re like us and you just want to have some good, clean no-strings-attached fun with a party girl. Listen closely. We’re going to start revealing some signature Girls Gone Wild secrets on how we spot the party girls, the ones wild enough to get naked in front of our cameras. We’ve been in this business for a long time now, so we know what we’re doing, and we’re finally going to share it with you. With that said, are you ready? Here we go.

Party girls are basically down to have sex by the end of the night. There, we said it. No big deal. That’s what they’re out to do, but they’ll pretend like they’re just at the bar, club or party to “drink and dance with their girlfriends”. That’s all good and fine in the beginning, but most likely they want to do more. Don’t be fooled by the ladies when they play hard to get. That’s their natural defense. And we’ll show you how to crack through those barriers in due time. For now, you’ll have to learn how to actually spot the party girls–the ones most likely to go home with you after last call.

Here are 5 tell-tale signs of a party girl:

  1. 1. She’s 1-2 drinks ahead of everyone else and downing them like a champ. Clearly she’s out to have fun and let off some steam. Try to get her to slow it down and have some water.
  2. 2. The way she’s dressed is an obvious sign. Look for girls wearing bright, tight dresses and skirts. Tube tops, strapless and halter tops are also what the fun, flirty type like to wear. Also look for girls wearing clothes that show a peek at their bra. Even better if they’re not wearing a bra at all.
  3. 3. Listen for girls who are making lots of noise, screaming and singing. These are the cuties usually yelling “wooo!” and talking loudly, the social butterflies who love attention.
  4. 4. Girls with tattoos and lots of piercings are also up for fun. Also look for girls with dyed hair–the more colors her hair is dyed, the wilder she is.
  5. 5. Look for girls with that hot, sex-crazed look in her eyes. (See Exhibit A above) This will require you to be close enough to make eye contact, and from there you can spark a conversation.

That’s all for now, but it’s a good start. Next time you go out, relax, and see if you can put these tips into practice. Step 1–the necessary first step–is learning how to spot the fun, wild girls who are open to going back to your place or hers. Focus on finding and talking to these girls, and you’ll see better results.

Written by Ben Bien
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