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New Trend: Get Laid through Couch Surfing

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The age-old question males discuss is how to get laid. And as simple as it sounds, the problem is a complex one with many different angles and answers.

The basic way is to go out at night to parties, bars, clubs and other social gatherings where you can meet women. Either that, or meet girls through your social networks.

But thanks to the Internet and increased worldwide travel, there’s a new, more creative way to do it: couch surfing.

CouchSurfing.com helps connect travelers with temporary places to stay. You can use it to find a place to crash while travelling, or to offer your space for people to stay at. Whether you’re hosting or staying as a guest, the couch surfing method gives you the opportunity to meet girls who tend to be more on the adventurous side. That’s the main benefit. Being attractive, interesting and closing the deal is really up to you. Couch surfing simply puts you in touch with the type of girls who are more daring and open to new experiences. These also tend to be the type of ladies who are down for sex immediately if they like you.

When BusinessInsider reported on this trend, they used the example of one Riccardo G., a Couch Surfing host who claims to have slept with 5 out of the 8 women he let stay at his place. There’s even a site called CouchBangs.com that shares stories people send in about how they happened to have sex while couch surfing.

From what we’ve read, the chances of you getting laid are better if you’re the host, but it could happen if you’re a guest, too, depending on how good your game is. The psychology is simple: if you’re the host, you’re in a position of power and the female traveler feels grateful that you’ve provided her with a place to rest. And by being a guest, you’ve shown that you’re a man who lives for adventure–a trait that women instantly find attractive.

All this means is that if you want to maximize your notch count and get laid more often, you’ll need to explore creative options and be more adventurous. Have a cool apartment in an exciting town? Be a host and let cute girls come to you for a place to stay.

Written by Ben Bien
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5 Reasons NOT to Date a Girl with an Eating Disorder: a Reply to Return of Kings

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Nothing is funnier than seeing a bunch of sensitive feminists and politically correct beta males get offended by mere words; especially when the author of those words is a commentator just exercising his right to Free Speech.

Tuthmosis, a writer for Return of Kings, courted the Internet’s ire when he posted an article entitled “5 Reasons to Date a Girl with an Eating Disorder”. The article went viral and crashed their servers after lots of pissed off feminists and eating-disorder-sensitive people alike stormed the site with their outraged comments.

Since Girls Gone Wild is a veritable authority on all things related to hot chicks with daddy issues, we thought we’d weigh in with an alternative view, even though we’ve got nothing against RoK. Their writing is pretty funny/useful, and expresses a unique voice necessary in today’s overly PC/feminist/anti-men world. But with this particular article, we respectfully disagree on all five of their reasons. With that said, here are 5 Reasons NOT to date a girl with an Eating Disorder:

5. Dating her will cost more in terms of time, emotional energy and money for therapy. As RoK pointed out, if she has this disorder, she can have other issues and neuroses as well, and eventually she’ll need costly treatment to deal with that baggage. Sure, she may have “money of her own” but if she depletes that cushion and you’re dating her, you could be on the hook for funds. Last time we checked, the cost of groceries and eating out at good restaurants costs much less than having to go to therapy or rehab, which can easily run in the $1000’s.

4. Dating implies plural meetups with this girl over time, which can eventually lead to a relationship, right? So why would any sane, rational and attractive guy want to have multiple dates over time with a girl who’s got a serious illness that makes her thin, less healthy, and probably not as energetic as a girl who stays fit and has normal, healthy eating habits? Would we film her? Maybe, if she’s cute. Would we have a one-night stand with her? Okay, why not. But date? Thanks, but no thanks. The hottest girls in the world aren’t the ones who are bone-thin and struggling with a debilitating psychological-biological body image problem. If you believe that, then you’re the type of guy who’s into those scrawny, skeleton-revealing runway models who believe that “haute couture” clothes should hang from one’s body. If that’s for you, ok, but that’s really not what we—and most guys we’d wager—find attractive. And no, a hot girl isn’t one who is constantly at the gym working on her six pack and having muscles either. The most beautiful women in the world, in our opinion, are the ones who have feminine curves, who can really fill out a dress with her ample bust and ass, and who is self-disciplined just enough to keep that hour-glass figure through pilates or whatever. In the history of mankind, no dude ever refused a girl because she had some belly fat. The human body, particularly that of women, is supposed to have some fat. That’s natural, and a show of good health. Biologically that fat provides warmth and back-up in case of food shortage. That’s also why skinny chicks tend to be colder to the touch.

3. Sex with a healthy, robust girl—the kind who works out 2-3 times a week, does yoga, or is a dancer—is far, far better than banging a thin, bony anorexic chick who doesn’t eat enough or stay active. That’s because girls who are normal, fit and balanced through doing activities like cheerleading, volleyball, ice skating, etc. have more energy, stamina, and a sexier physique. Just ask yourself, would you rather bang Kate Upton or Kate Moss, if both were compared at the same age level? I think most men would answer Kate Upton all the way.

2. Healthy, natural, fit men who reject the scrawny-runway-model expectation prefer robust women who aren’t “fragile and vulnerable”. We like adventure, traveling, hiking, surfing, rafting, and simply staying active. And we like healthy women who do the same and can enjoy such activities. Dating a sporty, robust woman who a fit and healthy body means you can do more stuff with her (and to her) and she can take it and enjoy it. Dating a girl with an eating disorder sounds like it involves a lot of problems, even when doing simple stuff like going out for dinner because she will refuse to go to places that might “trigger” her desire to overeat. If she’s fussy about something basic like food, she’s probably going to be fussy and OCD about tons of other shit too, which will lead to arguments. Why would you want to deal with that?

1. No but seriously, who wants to date a girl with any disorder to begin with, (unless of course you also have the issue and can relate)? If she’s anorexic or bulimic, that usually means she’s too thin, which is only seen as sexy to people who love the look of those malnourished runway models. If that’s what Tuthmosis and Return of Kings prefers, then hey, to each his own. Not everyone can or wants to date thin supermodels. With that in mind, we’ll keep trucking along in the company of real, natural, energetic, fun and healthy amateur girls who tend to go wild after midnight. Let’s just say we don’t plan to make a Girls Gone Wild: Anorexic Edition any time soon.

Update: Heh, there’s actually an online petition with 9,000 signatures calling for the removal of RoK’s article. Guess the First Amendment doesn’t apply anymore.


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Written by Ben Bien
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5 Basic Things You Can Do to Attract Hot Girls

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Attracting the hot girl(s) you want gets easier if you follow these 5 basic things you can do right now to improve your image. These tips are proven by either science or common sense, but either way, they work.

1. Smell Good, in a Subtle Way
Research shows women are attracted to a body’s natural scent called pheromones. It’s so light we don’t consciously know how pheromones smell like, but we do know when we like or do not like the way someone smells. You can enhance the way you smell by using a light spritz of cologne, but don’t overdo it. If you’re aiming to attract girls who love cars, then you should work on cars and get that metallic smell from being under the hood. If you’re focused on dating intellectual girls who love coffee, then hang out at coffee shops and soon your clothes will carry the scent of roasted coffee beans. Attracting a certain type of woman you like is a targeted approach, and you can start by controlling how you smell.

2. Determine Your Style & Dress
Everyone has a style, and each of us has an idea of what kind of girl we want to attract. Figure out what type of women you’re interested in, what kind of personality you have, and dress accordingly. If you want to hang with the “beach bum” type of hot girls who tan at beaches and watch surfing competitions, then you’ll need a surfer lifestyle. If you’re into the business and entertainment-savvy chicks who dress elegantly in pencil skirts and sexy dresses, you’ll need to get some nice suits and sport coats. Get the picture? Your style communicates what kind of man you are, what you do, and what you want. Determine your style and dress. You don’t have to get too fancy if you don’t want to. A UK University study shows wearing a clean white T-shirt increases how attractive you look to girls by 12%.

3. Walk with Strength and Confidence:
The way you walk signals how confident and knowledgeable you are to all women nearby. If your steps are strong, and guided, any girl noticing will feel that you are also a strong, guided man. It’s a subtle and unspoken way to communicate, but simply the way you walk is an important type of body language. Walk with authority, like you know where you’re going, and women will want to be by your side. The opposite is also true: no girl wants to be with a guy who walks like he’s lost, confused and low on energy. Walking faster and in the exact direction you want to go is the way to communicate that you are a person worth their attention.

4. Deepen your Voice:
Women prefer guys who speak in a low, husky voice. This is based on University research that suggests women find men with deep voices more appealing because they see them as a large, strong mate. If you don’t already have a deep voice, the good news is that you can do voice and breath-training to speak in a lower tone. Take acting classes to get practice, or learn on your own. Control how your voice sounds, and keep tweaking it so you never say anything in a high-pitched, squeaky voice again.

5. Influence Your Looks
Sure, you can’t control your genes and how your face looks, but you can do a lot to make sure you’re as attractive as possible. Start with the way you manage your hair, teeth, and skin. Hot girls obviously prefer “handsome” looking guys, and that means you have to at least have a clean-looking face. Clear skin, smartly groomed facial hair and a clean, bright smile are all basic features that girls look for in a well-adjusted guy. We’re not suggesting you have to be extremely well-groomed and do “manscaping”, just consider what you can do to influence your looks. Working out to get fit and getting some meaningful tattoos also fall into this category if you’re into that kind of style.

Written by Ben Bien
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Top 5 Places to Meet Girls Who Like Football

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Football season is in full swing, so what better time than now to meet girls who also love the sport you do? Here’s a quick playbook on 5 places you can meet girls who share your love of football. And, if you’re lucky she’s a fan of your team too. Yes, some of these are no-brainers, but it’s helpful to recognize the obvious so you can go out with a clear game plan.

1. Sports Bar: The #1 place to find girls who like football is conveniently at Sports bars, the closer to your place, the better. These are the fun girls who love watching sports and relaxing with a few cold beers, so just say hey and get to know them. Yes, it is that easy when you both like the same thing.

2. Tailgating Parties: Another obvious place to meet fellow fans, tailgating is perfect to socialize–just make sure you’re talking to the single ladies to avoid any parking lot fights.

3. At the Stadium: Inside and out, the stadium is full of good looking girls who love football. Obviously that’s why they’re there. Spot one you like, approach and strike up a conversation.

4. At the Sports Betting Table: This is where you’ll find the risk-loving type of women who like to gamble and watch football. If that’s your thing, check out these spots.

5. Meetup Groups: Make an account on Meetup.com and and find groups who love football or your favorite team. Join the group, and then go to their events. It’s that simple. No, Meetup is not an online dating site, so don’t worry. It is a very easy to use online tool to find people around your area who share your interests. Meetup groups set up events on Meetup.com and that’s how you can find out about them to attend.

Written by Ben Bien
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5 Signs You DON’T Really Need a Wingman

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After another night of drunken debauchery, your sarcastic narrator here on the GGW blog reports that he successfully laid a sexy costumed girl under the stars, on an apartment building roof top. It was a majestic, memorable fuck, and it happened because I followed my own advice in yesterday’s article, How to Get Laid on Halloween.

But don’t mistake this as post-coital bragging. I almost went home empty handed because I tried to rely too heavily on a wingman, a wingman who I don’t even know that well. Long story short, the guy was totally smashed and botched not just one but two conversations I had set up with some scantily-clad sexy Halloween girls. I don’t blame him though, it was my fault for depending on that weak friendship for wingman support, and it was my fault for not being clear that he needed to keep it together. With that said, the events of Halloween 2013 taught me extremely helpful lessons, one of which challenges the misconception that wingmans will help you get laid. That’s not always true.

Here are the 5 signs you DON’T really need a wingman:

5. You already know how to have fun and meet new people on your own. A wingman helps you look less like a loner, sure, but that only matters if you care and feel self-conscious about being alone. Experiment with different situations, and learn how you can start conversations and meet new women by yourself as soon as you enter a room.

4. You’ve developed a “one man act” that’s appealing in a mysterious way. This is an extension of #5, and it’s a sign you’ve practiced being solo in social situations enough so that you are completely comfortable with it. Your “solo” status is a strength if you can instantly talk passed it without having to explain yourself. If you’re already funny, interesting and engaging, you don’t need a buddy to help you out.

3. You prefer meeting girls who are the “outsider” type. These are the kind who aren’t always the center of attention, and who also hang out by themselves even when they’re with a group.

2. Your wingman is either a total alcoholic, drug addict, cockblocker, or simply a goofball who can’t focus on the goal of meeting and bedding women. If ANY of these describe the friend(s) you’re with, you are definitely better off just going out and meeting women by yourself. At least if you fail, you can learn why the things you did and said didn’t work, without blaming your inept wingman.

1. You have so much game you can talk two girls into having a threesome. Yes, a threesome, as in yourself and two other girls. Why not? It is possible. And only you can know that this is possible by attempting it and succeeding. That success becomes an experience that creates a very strong foundation for your confidence, which means you’ll more likely close the deal on future threesomes successfully. If that’s the case, having a wingman is just inviting another variable for potential cockblockage or failure.

Closing Thoughts: The only time to really hang with a wingman is if he’s your real friend who you’ve known for years. You two should just be hanging out as bros having fun, telling stories and jokes over good food and drinks. That natural chemistry is enough to attract girls on its own without you having to consciously wingman each other. And if you are out to help each other get laid, you both clearly share that agreed upon goal. Otherwise, nut up and try going at by own independent self.

Written by Ben Bien
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How to Get Laid on Halloween: a Detailed Guide

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Getting laid on Halloween with a hot costumed girl is definitely something you want to do to make October 2013 a memorable month. If you’re not willing to put in the effort, or if you’ve already got a lady down for some fun on the 31st, then you need not read any further. This handy, detailed guide is for our loyal readers who are single and looking to get the sweetest candy on All Hallow’s Eve. Women love the festive nature of Halloween, the chance to dress up and express their sexy, wild side. It’s a treat for them on so many levels. So this is the perfect time for you to seal the deal. After a night of partying, girls will be looking to go home with someone. Here’s a step by step guide on how you can make yourself that be that someone:

Step 1: Fit in but Stand Out
You’ll need a clever, sexy costume. One that’s either funny, interesting, or directs attention to yourself as a desirable mate. Humor is always a great ice-breaker. The rules are the same as when you’re picking up girls on regular nights, except now everyone’s dressed up. Wear something that you can easily maneuver in, and that can be a conversation piece. This is obvious, but it’s where we start.

Step 2: Go out and Get in
Have a few Halloween parties to go to, or at least a few lounges and bars in mind where you enjoy hanging out. If you’re throwing your own Halloween party, even better. This is also an obvious step, but it’s important to have many options at hand to choose from in case you don’t see someone you like. Inviting a girl you already know and getting her to dress up in a costume that complements yours is also an ideal move.

Step 3: Have fun and be Confident
Have fun and joke around with your buddies, just like any other night. Scope out the scene and socialize with a few girls you think are cute, but never linger too long if you feel she’s not into your vibe. Relax. When you find someone who looks like she’d like to talk, make eye contact, and approach. Have something witty and funny to say about her costume or the surrounding party. Always be in control of the conversation, be confident and make jokes. Ask her what’s her favorite scary movie, and talk about nostalgic topics, like the best Halloween she’s had or some memorable moments and experiences. Make subtle hints that tonight could be better, if not the best, implying that you’re the one to make that happen.

Step 4: Know Where to Go Afterwards
Once you’ve found someone you have chemistry with, make sure you know where you want to go next. If the conversation, drinking and dancing has gotten her in the mood, then you can easily just go back to your place or hers and seal the deal. If not, know a good spot afterwards to unwind, like at a good food joint that’s open late. Be aggressive but suave about your invitation to take the party home, and she’ll get the message.

Step 5: Make it Count
Once you’ve made it this far, all that’s left is physical and mental seduction. Signs of strength always turn a woman on. Pick her up and carry her inside, or even toss her on the bed if you can. Undress her from behind, or just let her act naughty as she undresses herself in a strip tease. It’s all about the experience, and you want to make it count. After all, life is short and you only get to have so many Halloweens.

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