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A LOVELY TRIBUTE TO JESSICA NIGRI

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Summertime is coming up, and you know what that means, don’t you? Besides beaching and drinking of course. Conventions. Yes, all of those crazy geek conventions like Comic Con, and Dragon*Con, and PAX. The list goes on. The cool thing about cons is that there are hot cosplayers everywhere showing off their amazing bodies. One cosplayer in particular is the gorgeous Jessica Nigri. Geek from lands far and wide gather at conventions to marvel at her beauty. They cross star systems and dimensions just to get a glimpse of her supreme sexiness. Gods weep at her feet. Oh, Jessica Nigri. For you, I shall write a haiku.

Male, female, who cares?
Whatever you wear it’s hot
You cosplayer queen

And with that, I salute you. So say we all.

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REAL OR FAKE? VIDEO OF LOVER ESCAPING AFTER SEX WITH CHEATING WIFE

Here’s a video of a husband and his cheating wife arguing on their balcony somewhere in Brazil. If you look closely you can see the guy she was cheating with escape down a rope made of bed linens. Think it’s real? Check out the video and let us know in the comments section.

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MICROSOFT REVEALS THE NEW XBOX ONE

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After eight long years Microsoft has finally announced their successor to the XBOX 360. Its name is XBOX One. The console itself looks smooth, shiny and pretty. The specs are great, and the voice and movement interactions looks fantastic. I do like what they’re doing by trying to make the One more than just a video game system, but an multiple entertainment system. The only thing I’m worried about is the whole “used games” thing. Supposedly Microsoft is going to restrict the usage of used games on their new console. That won’t be very good for me, the consumer, or for video game stores. I love my 360, but I’m not completely sold with the One yet. Microsoft is holding the second part to their reveal conference at E3 in June. Hopefully they give us some more insight on their new console.

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THE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT BANANA STAND IS IN LA TODAY!

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Six more days until Netflix releases the entire fourth season of Arrested Development! It starts streaming Sunday, May 26th. I am beyond excited! Netflix’s marketing scheme for this season has been incredible. Not only do they have tons of billboards around LA, but today and tomorrow the infamous Banana Stand will be out and about, serving some delicious Bluth’s frozen bananas. The stand will be at The Grove in LA today from 11-7pm. Netflix knows what they’re doing. After all, “there’s always money in the banana stand.”

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AN EXCERPT FROM THE GIRLS GONE WILD MAGAZINE

An excerpt from My Friend the Stripper Whisperer:

How could I forget Miss. Blondie? She walks over shaking her ass, pushing the other girls out of her way to get to Ross. She sits down on Ross’ and whispers something into his ear. Ross smiles, grabs the stripper’s hand and follows her back into the VIP section. We had only been there an hour, and he was gone. Into the darkness.

I wasn’t one for dances. I don’t understand the appeal. Colin was gone for about an hour. He mentioned something about a hand-job. You know those things guys can give themselves, and do so better than chicks? Paul would buy himself dances, and occasionally throw a girl my way if she wasn’t one he wanted. One of those girls thought it would be funny to take off my tie and stick it up her vagina. Paul and Colin thought it was hilarious. I did not. I ended up burning it. I liked that tie.

Time doesn’t exist in Vegas. We stayed there longer than most of the strippers shifts. We only caught one quick glimpse of Ross. We saw him at a gated window talking to someone, and then rushed back to VIP. Our server informed us that the gated window was where one would pay their VIP bills.

The three of us looked at each other. This can’t be good. Had the Stripper Whisperer’s magic worn off?…

Liked what you read? Wanna read more? Click the link here to finish this story and other hilarious and fantastic articles in the Girls Gone Wild magazine!

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ALICE EVE EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN DATING AMERICAN AND UK MEN

Star Trek Into Darkness comes out tomorrow, and my inner geek couldn’t be happier! I posted some gorgeous pics yesterday of Zoe Saldana, who plays Uhura, to help get you in the mood for this blockbuster, and now it’s Alice Eve’s turn. Her two different color eyes just beam me right up (see what I did there?). In the video she tells Conan the differences between dating British and American men. She explains that American men are more confident than British men. What I took away from this is don’t ever be as polite as the British.

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