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BroApp is Your Clever Relationship Wingman

BroApp, finally smart phones will automatically text sweet things to your girlfriend. This app is smart; it knows your location and the time of day and sends an appropriate text message to your girlfriend. It has a few pre-programmed text included within the application; however, if you are romantically involved. Chances are that all of a sudden using different nicknames would be suspect. Luckily you can customize what it sends. For example, you get to the gym the app will text your girlfriend a message similar to this. “Hey babe, at the gym, be done in an hour”. If you never call your girlfriend “babe” you can see how it would land you in hot water. This is the perfect app for the lazy guy with a clingy girlfriend.

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Hoverboards by Huvr Real or Fake?

Hoverboards are here! This is what this “product demonstration” would like you to believe. With appearances by Christopher Lloyd, Tony Hawk, Moby, and a few others they wanted to generate buzz. Their website has a timer with December 2014 set as the destination date. We don’t have a time machine, so we are just going to have to take the long way around to find out what happens this December. If this is all a big viral marketing campaign to announce Back to the Future 4, count me in. I will forgive them for getting my hopes up with hoverboards. I am going to have to say this is a hoax, but I still want to believe.

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Intimacy 2.0 Clothes that Reveal How You Feel

The future cannot come quick enough as far as I am concerned. This is intimacy 2.0. Clothes that become invisible when you are horny. Studio Roosegaarde is the fashion studio responsible for the concept and design of these dresses. It is an interesting idea, but personally I want to see the clothes come off as the Love Bra does. The problem is that the clothes are still there. It is a tease, an illusion of nudity. It makes for some interesting fashion. But I know science can do more than turn fabric transparent.

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Hottest Vines of the Week!

Getting through Mondays can be tricky for sure. Here are 5 sexy vines to help you relax as the day winds down. I know nothing helps me relax like some big breasts. Vine porn is great; it is almost hypnotic watching 6 seconds of bouncing breasts. It is a handpicked slice of time from the girl showing her tits exactly as she wants them to be seen. It allows you take in the entirety of how great boobs are. In those six seconds, you see them jiggle and sway in all their glory.

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NEW Hot Scene Alert, Horny Amateur Teens

Meet Jackie and Riley, the hottest and kinkiest babes out there. This dynamite combo exemplifies what it is to be sexy. They show some of the hottest girl on girl action out there. As soon they hopped on the bus, it was nothing but ass and tits shaking all over the place. They were down for anything so they went for everything: sucking tits, French kissing, ass licking, pussy eating, just about everything someone would want to see these hot girls do. Treat yourself to a steamy girl-on-girl action and join now for only 1 Dollar!

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The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

This French trailer from Golden Mustache is amazing. The premise is this; every time a man masturbates another man dies. The government is forced to put a masturbation ban into effect. The trailer for this fake movie is perfect.

Could you imagine what a world that had a masturbation ban would be like? Besides guys hitting on every girl in sight, I think productivity would skyrocket. We would all have jetpacks before the week was out. It is that or war. The only other option would have to be war; one side could not just try and out masturbate the other side. I assume it kills just a random man. There would be no way to control the casualties. I prefer to think we would focus on productivity to vent our frustrations.

Either way, I am glad that we are free to get off to our hearts content and watch all the porn we want.

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