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Natalija Jovanovic Naked in Obscure Magazine

Being “beautiful” is not enough nowadays. You gotta have good marketing. Work with a talented marketing person or team to really craft your personal brand. Otherwise you’ll just be another pretty face languishing in obscurity. Natalija Jovanovic is one such model who has the looks and body to be a “top model”. Or, at least making $1200 per shoot doing hardcore porn. Yet she’s in an obscure magazine no one probably reads. Why? Because her name is not brandable. I’m an advanced English speaker who is culturally aware and I still can’t pronounce it. She needs to change her name if she wants to make it big internationally. Change it to something that just rolls off the tongue. But then again, who knows. Girl’s gotta start somewhere. Cara Delevingne’s face reminds me of a retarded pug-turned-human, she has a long, hard to pronounce last name, and somehow she’s making it as a model. Famous enough to be macking on Fast & Furious actress Michelle Rodriguez courtside at a Knicks game. So Natalija Jovanovic, if you’re reading this, which I’m 100% certain you are: consider changing your name and hooking up with a dude who knows his way around marketing. Oh, the places you’ll go.

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Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne Kissing at Knicks Game; Old Man Disgusted

Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne kissing

Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne had some fun at the NY Knicks game. Girl on girl fun. The kind of of girl on girl mack session that makes old dudes uncomfortable. So this photo has it all: two girls kissing and making an old man uncomfortable. You can almost feel his disgust. See a thought bubble over his head that reads “my goodness, women these days.” The universe has a funny way of aligning opposites.

Source: Instagram

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Alexandra Daddario Nude and Nipple-Poking Scenes from Cheesy Unknown Horror Film

Sexy actress Alexandra Daddario will be topless in an upcoming HBO series called True Detective. It’ll be a full-frontal scene featuring her nipples and bare ass. The anticipation is building among her fans, but for the time being you can also enjoy these scenes from some cheesy unknown horror film she was in.

Alex shows her partially nude, wet big tits in the top scene and in the ones below you can see her bouncing around braless in a thin white tank top. Niiice.

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Today’s Best Reddit GoneWild Amateur Girls

We always get asked if girls are still going wild. If they’re still flashing their tits in public, running around screaming and basically getting naked the moment you mention you’ve got a camera. The answer is yes. But the times have changed. New technology makes it easier for girls to just take their own naughty selfies and post them on reddit’s /r/gonewild page. What do we do in light of such independent competition, you might ask? Simple. We jack their pictures and post them here. Enjoy.

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Sexy, Naked Paula Patton is Topless in ’2 Guns’

The marketing team for ’2 Guns’ really dropped the ball, because the trailer didn’t feature enough hints that Paula Patton would be getting naked in a sex scene. It was pretty much all about how Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg are chasing after a bunch of cash. Getting into car chases and shoot outs. Yawn, who gives a shit. Did they even imply that Paula Patton would be topless? If I had known I would’ve camped out for the film ahead of time. Have a tent outside the movie theater and everything. Fandango’ed the tickets ahead of time. All that jazz. Because Paula Patton is fucking fine, end of story. Luckily there’s Netflix/Redbox and the Internet so you can still check out the movie and see Paula’s perky little nipples. No blurred lines here.

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New Tila Tequila Sex Tape: Now with Squirting and “Backdoor” Action!

Former reality TV actress, amateur porn girl and Nazi-loving conspiracy theorist Tila Tequila is back with a sequel to her original sex tape. Her latest porno, proudly presented by VividCeleb.com, features Tila showing her 2 newest talents: squirting and anal sex. Here are some preview photos from her soon-to-be award-winning work in the field of adult entertainment.

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