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The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

This French trailer from Golden Mustache is amazing. The premise is this; every time a man masturbates another man dies. The government is forced to put a masturbation ban into effect. The trailer for this fake movie is perfect.

Could you imagine what a world that had a masturbation ban would be like? Besides guys hitting on every girl in sight, I think productivity would skyrocket. We would all have jetpacks before the week was out. It is that or war. The only other option would have to be war; one side could not just try and out masturbate the other side. I assume it kills just a random man. There would be no way to control the casualties. I prefer to think we would focus on productivity to vent our frustrations.

Either way, I am glad that we are free to get off to our hearts content and watch all the porn we want.

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Staring at breast extends your life!

Science proves it, staring at tits makes you live longer. A 5 year study showed that men who had looked at breast for 10 minutes a day had lower blood pressure, a lower resting heart rate, and were on average happier. I guess I am going to live forever then. We decided to throw together a gallery to extend your life. So check out these awesome photos for your health. Make sure to stay healthy and check out lots of girls over the week!

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Emily Ratajkowski in Nothing but Body Paint for Sports Illustrated

Nothing fits as perfectly as a painted-on bikini. Here is Emily Ratajkowski modeling for Sports illustrated with nothing but a minimal amount of body paint. This girl has it all; she has a body that causes accidents. She must hate those blurred lines as much as we do. Thankfully she is kind enough to pose in such awesome swim wear.

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Pat le Chef Serves Up Something Sexy

I have no idea what they are saying; however, I do know a good guacamole recipe when I see it. Getting me in the kitchen would be much easier if I had a sous-chef this sexy. This video is a French tribute to Epic Meal Time, a cooking show where they make terrifyingly large amounts of food. Personally I prefer the French version. Decide for yourself and check out epic meal time as well.

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Kate Upton Floating in Zero Gravity for Sports Illustrated

To help you get over hump day we have Kate Upton’s Zero Gravity video to share. For their 50th anniversary Sports Illustrated is going all out with their swimsuit edition photo shoots. They took Kate Upton into a Reduced Gravity Aircraft, affectionately referred to as the “Vomit Comet”, to get some spectacular photos. This plane simulates a zero gravity environment for about 20 seconds. It took 4 years to get Kate Upton into this plane. I would say the effort was well worth it. Science is amazing, how else would we get such great shots of this sexy girl.

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Air New Zealands Sexy Inflight Safety Video

Who knew safety could be sexy in this Air New Zealand safety Video. It features four Sports Illustrated models sunning themselves in a beautiful beach location. The new clip, titled “Safety in Paradise,” features Ariel Meredith, Chrissy Teigen, Hannah Davis, and Jessica Gomes. It is not the first time Air New Zealand has created a risqué safety video. Another video they produced called “Bare essentials of safety” has the entire flight crew explaining airline safety in nothing but body paint. Good job Air NZ for showing us that safety can be sexy!

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