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XMas and New Years Ideas on How to Get Laid

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The Holidays. Note the plural. That’s because there’s 2. In December. No one says “happy holidays” in reference to Thanksgiving or July 4th. Just wouldn’t make sense. So when we’re thinking Holidays, we’re thinking Christmas and New Years. Two. Two days that open up plenty of chances to get your dick sucked and bang as many questionable women as you can during the extended break from your boring, soul-crushing 9-6 job.

This is the time of year when your “game” has to be at its peak to really make the past 365 days count. Most of us probably haven’t achieved jackshit in the past year. So these next two weeks are an opportunity for redemption. It’s clutch time. It’s the bottom of the 9th. You have to prove to yourself that you’re still a man, that you’ve still got a healthy sack. That you’re virile, attractive, persuasive and confident enough to get at least one decent lay in. Just one. Start with that simple goal of 1. From there you can get more ambitious and go for the next girl, then the next. Hey, why not even pitch a couple of “girlfriends” on a threesome. You only live once. Say that. That always works. Or just imply it. Imply that the year is ending, that you’re the one she should enjoy this fleeting time with, and that you’ll make it good. Make her giggle, laugh, moan, scream, come. In that order. Just don’t make her think.

With that said, let’s get into some ideas on how to get laid on Christmas and New Years Eve, These might not all work, but hey, better to have an arsenal of strategies than to go into the field with nothing but your dick and a smile, right?

> Google is your all-knowing friend. Set aside a couple of hours to google the shit out of where you want to go and find the best possible places that will have lots of single girls. Sounds easy enough. Because that’s the “research” phase. Go to that event or party, or get invited, and be charming as hell. Wear nice but comfortable clothes. Plan out the logistics of where to go afterwards and how you’ll get back to your place.

> Don’t want to overthink it? Fine. Go anywhere. Go barhopping downtown. Clubbing. Go barhopping across a local strip of dive bars. Find women drinking and smoking and you will find women who want sex. Be the guy she wants to have sex with. This is the most basic idea. It’s the game plan that people do on the weekends during the normal days. It works but isn’t that different.

> Go to the mall and randomly flirt with women, even the ones working at the stores. Whatever. Who cares. Talk to them, get a feel for whether they’re single and they like you, and make plans with them to go out.

> Rent a cabin and meet up snow bunnies on the slopes. If you love snowboarding or skiing you’re probably already doing this and you’ll enjoy it. Great place to meet other chicks into that kind of snow-related stuff too.

> Go to Vegas or any place with casinos. Atlantic City, Reno, Indian casinos. You know women who go to a casino for the holidays are ready and willing for sex.

> Dress semi-formal and go crash parties. Make sure you bring your favorite bottle of liquor or wine. Something good that at least looks expensive. Dressing semi-formal is your best bet to slip into any sort of party without them noticing. You’ll fit in but also slightly stand out. Chances are, people will be too busy having fun they won’t notice. It’s a party, people aren’t supposed to know everyone. If they do, then it’s too intimate of a gathering and you don’t want to be there any way. If anyone asks you who invited you or who you know at the party, just say “John”. If any of the dudes are giving you a hard time, don’t make a scene. Just leave and find a better party.

> Go to TJ. Now there’s an idea. Self-explanatory. Fly to warmer, more mellow parts of Mexico if you want to be fancy. Bask in the sun.

> Think about the one place you’ve always wanted to go see. Go there. Get a hotel room near downtown and soak in the nightlife. Chicago, San Diego, New York, Miami, New Orleans, Paris, where ever.

Whatever you do, don’t do something boring. Life is short. Do you want to look back on your life and see that it was uneventful? You can visit family any time during the year. You did that last year. You can visit and spend warm and fuzzy time with them on other holidays. But this is your time. This is the end of the year. These are two of the holidays when women are most horny and looking to blow off steam, among other things. They want to enjoy themselves. And they don’t want to be alone. It’s the perfect storm for a fuckfest. Are you going to pass that up?

Written by Ben Bien.
This article does not necessarily represent the views of Girls Gone Wild.

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Tits, Topless Girls, Wet T-Shirts Set to EDM

EDM will never go out of style. It’s like classical music, in that it captures a particular mood. You play classical music if you’re hosting some classy, elegant dinner party or throwing a winter ball at your glamorous estate. You listen to electronic dance if you’re in a packed club dropping acid with scantily-clad girls wearing furry boots and neon bras. Their ass cheeks sticking out beneath red-plaid mini skirts. Thighs squeezed into fish nets. Artificial fog pumps into the air and you catch a breath of the musky fumes. Strobe lights ripping through the scene as your world spins.

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Wild Holiday Sex Guide: Christmas 2013

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Hey, you remember last year’s Christmas? No? That’s because it was boring. Perhaps even painful. Boring and painful, like a root canal you had to pay $1500 for out of pocket that took 5 hours. Boring, painful and indistinguishable from the several hundreds of millions of other Christmas celebrations going on around the world inside warm yet boring family gatherings.

If you have a family you honestly don’t want to be around for the holidays, here’s my tip: make up a lie and get out of it. Go to Vegas or where ever accessible that’s known for being a party place, no matter how artificial and soul-less it looks there. Go there. Go there to escape this forced, pretend family gathering that’s done out of conformity to a holiday for a religion/culture you don’t even really identify with. That’s just my idea. Consider me the little cartoon devil on your shoulder, whispering that you have other options. That you are not stuck. That the grass is greener and more fuckable on the other side of the fence so long as you have the balls to jump over it and go after what you truly want.

On the flip side, if you love your family, if you’re the man of the household and you genuinely enjoy hanging out with your wife and kids and relatives and in-laws or whatever, then that’s all good and wholesome. Good on you for being well-adjusted and healthy. Have at it.

But if you’re single, and you’ve got an unquenchable thirst for novelty, pussy and novel pussy—everything that can be neatly packaged under the word “hedonism”—then you should do something exciting this year for Christmas. Keep in mind you’re getting double value because where ever you choose to go for Christmas, you can stay there into New Years, too. And that’s an even better holiday with more opportunity to get hot new ass. The kind of ass attached to luscious red lips that go “woooo!” at the mere sight of champagne. The kind of ass that’s neatly packaged in a tight, revealing dress that screams “I’m horny, fuck me”.

Be honest with yourself: look back on your experiences, then see what you want to do differently for this upcoming Christmas and New Years holiday break. I’ll tell you for sure that my best holiday memories involved raw monkey sex with some girl I just met. The kind of sex that would make grandmothers and chimpanzees blush. The kind of sex that would get a dude banned from a hotel because of complaints from other rooms about the hours of loud, inconsiderate moaning and screaming.

For those of you who humored me this far and are convinced, here’s my Holiday Sex Guide: Christmas 2013 Edition. Enjoy:

1. Make up an excuse to get out of being with your family. Say you have to work or whatever to meet a deadline or you’ll get canned for sure. If you actually have work, cancel on them. Request extra days off if you expect you’ll need more time devoted to debauchery.

2. Choose where you want to go. Review options. Find out about the best parties and events. Book flight and hotel arrangements ASAP. Use airbnb if you want to avoid hotels or if rooms are all booked.

3. Bring suits, or at the very least a blazer and some dark-wash jeans. White dress shirts or a V-neck t-shirt for the casual. A scarf if you expect it to be cold.

4. Arrive. Get settled in to your room and relax. Explore the area. Indulge in great food and drinks. Pick up some wine, bubbly and tasty snacks to stock your room with. I always go with charcuterie and various French cheeses.

5. Go to the holiday events you’re interested in. Be creative. There’s always something going on where women are in attendance, and the women who are out on Christmas and New Years Eve are the ones who share the same goal as you: avoid family, drink, dance and indulge in wild sex.

6. Luxuriate, either by yourself or the friends you invited along. Enjoy the moments, take in what it feels like to be free. You earned this. Feel out the scene and find the women you find most attractive. Approach them. Don’t be shy. That will get you no where. Approach, chat, be casual, and keep dropping hints that tonight is the night to get laid, and you’re the guy she will do it with.

7. Eventually you will find the girls or they’ll find you. These are the ones who are down to go back to your room for more drinks and to fuck. Invite them back. Tell them you have bubbly or whatever else you like to enjoy recreationally. It’s as simple as that.

This guide is more about freedom and enjoying your life the way you want than it is about sex. It’s about breaking out of the norm, doing what would be most pleasurable and relaxing to you, instead of just obediently doing what you’re expected. Because that’s boring and you don’t want to be some 80 year old looking back on your life only to see that you never took any risks or did anything exciting. As the hip hop artists say: YOLO.

Written by Ben Bien
This article does not necessarily represent the views of Girls Gone Wild.

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HOT SCENE: Hangover Breakfast Sex

We met Natalie and Morgan after filming at an event and they were just too tired to do anything fun for the camera. They gave us their number and said we could drop by the next day to take some photos. One of our GGW camera operators liked their playful vibe, so we arranged to come by their place. They woke up late and were clearly hungover, but still game to get on Girls Gone Wild. After some teasing with yogurt, the two admitted they’ve always wanted to try some girl on girl sex. Watch how wild they get in this exclusive new scene.

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It’s Too Easy to See Girls Naked. Here’s Why.

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You reach a point in life when seeing naked women becomes too easy. That’s especially true if you work for Girls Gone Wild. But it’s true for anyone. It could be your naked wife, girlfriend, or whatever chick you’re banging for the night. Or, you could be a lonely dude looking at porn on the Internet. Nights spent staring at a glowing screen, fooling your brain into thinking it’s real. You get tired of it and want to see something real without putting in too much effort, without facing possible rejection, so you drop by a strip club. Have at least $10 in singles with you and you’re in. Cheap and easy-peasy, but not deeply satisfying. Like after a McDonald’s meal, you’re left wanting.

Nowadays, seeing a woman naked becomes trivial. Supermodels and famous actresses alike are going topless. It gets boring because there’s no tension, no mystery, no suspense. Just a click or a $20 bill away from getting a full view.

What’s left? Has the world and our minds become so saturated with porn and repetitive lays that we simply don’t want to see tits anymore?

No. Of course not. There is hope. Men will always want to see naked women, but what matters most, what’s truly meaningful, is seeing particular girls get naked–the ones who cover up, who act professional and carry themselves with elegance, dignity and poise. They’re the ones you want but you won’t go after because you’re afraid. You’re afraid of going after what you want and getting rejected, so what do you do? You go for the easy shit. The questionable women at the bar throwing down shots and swearing like sailors. Strip clubs. Porn sites. You hit bottom and order an escort. We’ve all been there, man. And what I’m saying is that deep down you know that quick and easy stuff is never satisfying. Our true nature as men demands variety and challenges.

So what do you do? Pursue the girls you want and get into a relationship with them? That will just put you in a cycle of dependency. The hotness of the girl wanes. The more you see her, the more the mystery slips away. Her naked body becomes too familiar after the 3rd lay. 5th if she’s extremely beautiful. Even if your rotating chicks and build a harem you lose something in the controlled satisfaction, the predictability of it all. Some men look at Hugh Hefner and see a role model, an alpha male who’s achieved any man’s wildest dreams. When I look at him I see a sad old man clinging to any semblance of youth. Would I trade places with him right now to have what he has and be as old as him? Fuck no. Why? because it’s all so controlled and predictable.

If you buy this view, then the only exciting solution is to have as many passionate flings with the girls you truly want while you’re still young or at least under age 50. That hot girl you see around school or work or whatever? Get her to meet you up. Tap that. Bed her until you get bored and be honest about that boredom. Embrace it. Embrace the temporariness of the fling, and make every fuck session as passionate, raw and intense as you can. Hell, it doesn’t even have to be about the sex. Get to the point where she likes you and you know that, and you know you’ve achieved a result you wanted. Bonus points if she strips down to her panties and you take it from there. This same exact idea applies in the work you do. Do what you want, even if it seems challenging, even if there’s a chance to fail. “Rejection is better than regret”

I know, I know, easier said than done. But that’s the point. It’s supposed to be challenging, hard, and unpredictable. You’re supposed to challenge yourself, face possible failure, and grow from it. Otherwise you’re just spinning your wheels, doing the most boring easy crap while there’s a full world of adventure and excitement on the other side of the door.

Written by Ben Bien
This article does not necessarily represent the views of Girls Gone Wild.

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New Tom Cruise Movie Trailer: Edge of Tomorrow with Emily Blunt

New Tom Cruise movie trailer; looks like he’s stuck repeating the same events over and over again with Emily Blunt. Sounds like marriage. Except this involves him fighting in an armored exoskeleton suit as a soldier who has to stop an alien invasion sometime in the future. If you’re a fan of explosions, futuristic warfare and Emily Blunt, then Edge of Tomorrow is something you’ll look forward to seeing when it finally comes out in June 2014. The only thing missing is some full frontal nudity and Emily Blunt naked. Thankfully you can see some very nice tits on the GGW Free Videos page.

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