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The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating

This French trailer from Golden Mustache is amazing. The premise is this; every time a man masturbates another man dies. The government is forced to put a masturbation ban into effect. The trailer for this fake movie is perfect.

Could you imagine what a world that had a masturbation ban would be like? Besides guys hitting on every girl in sight, I think productivity would skyrocket. We would all have jetpacks before the week was out. It is that or war. The only other option would have to be war; one side could not just try and out masturbate the other side. I assume it kills just a random man. There would be no way to control the casualties. I prefer to think we would focus on productivity to vent our frustrations.

Either way, I am glad that we are free to get off to our hearts content and watch all the porn we want.

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