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Cute Blonde Alexis Says: Watch Porn on Roku

Advertising is not as easy as it looks on Mad Men. You can’t just show up to the office in a three-piece suit and lounge around drinking scotch at 11 A.M. Advertising is about crafting a message that changes people’s mind and behavior about your brand or product. It’s an art and a science. And it’s quite fun when done right or even when horribly botched. The commercial above features a cute young blonde who wants to tell you about how she and her boyfriend watch porn on Roku using the SCOREtv channel. It’s so painfully bad that it’s surprisingly good.

Here are some gems from the video:

“hey! it’s me, Alexis. Do you know what this is? It’s a Roku box! When I first got it, I was like, is this a vibrator? And my boyfriend was like, ‘no, babe, it’s a Roku box, and you watch porn on it.’ and I was like nooo way…gimme that!”

“and now, we don’t have to have a million memberships to all of these porn sites!”

“I even have a little movie up there myself. I’m so embarrassed, but it’s just a little movie of me playing with my boyfriend while he records me…and you can watch me all for free, just add SCOREtv to your Roku and you can have me all to yourself…”

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