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SEXY But WEIRD Halloween Costume – Sexy Killer Whale

I don’t know much about marine biology, but one thing’s for sure, the killer whale will end you. Without mercy. Come on, its nickname is “Killer Whale”. Don’t let its matte-soft panda-like disguise fool you. And no, petting a friendly Orca at Sea World doesn’t mean you can do that in the wild, where they just slide onto a beach and eat baby sea lions whenever they please. How vicious is that. Knowing these facts from a childhood of watching NatGeo, we were pleasantly amused when we saw that the wizards at Yandy.com had made this killing machine into a cute, cuddly theme for a Halloween costume. Want to tell the world you can wipe out an entire group of migrating salmon? Dress as an “Exclusively Sexy Killer Whale“. Points for creativity, but you know what this costume needs? More cleavage reveal. Then again, we say that about everything.

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