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New Wearable Samsung Computer Will Smash Google Glass


The Samsung APEX: The Inevitable End-Point of Modern Technology.

“It’s being called the must-have tech gadget of the year. The Samsung APEX, which hits shelves today, streams video into your left eye, Internet into your right eye, and sucks your dick all at the same time. Buzz has been building for the APEX. At a recent press event, Samsung promoted the device as the future of technology–today. ‘in Today’s world there’s no reason to not be fully stimulated. With APEX you can constantly be watching movies, checking Facebook, and having your penis sucked by a robotic mouth…every second the day!’
- Scott McKay of ONN, Reporting from San Francisco at the unveiling of the new Samsung APEX,

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