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6 WAYS GIRLS GET READY FOR SEX

GIRLS GONE WILD HUMP DAY 5

This blog can’t be 100% dude talk. Sometimes we need to defer to the fairer sex in hopes of learning some secrets that might help us get laid. So take it from Cherry – she’s a hot blonde who knows what it takes to make a man happy.

By Cherry Daniels: I’m young, but I’m not dumb. Yet, I wouldn’t be writing for GGW if I wasn’t into sex like a slot machine loves coins. So I’m going to give you some sexy pre-sex secrets; the things girls do to get ready to get down. Some of these things we might be embarrassed to admit doing, some you might’ve guessed, but I’m gonna bet a shit ton of cash you haven’t even imagined many of these lady secrets. I hope I’m not destroying any illusions for you. And if I am, well, too fucking bad–you still want to fuck me, right? I thought so. Here’s the pregame preparation from a girl’s point of view:  Read More….

 

#1 Checking out the curves from different positions in the mirror so we can be extra confident whilst fucking you blind:

If I’m really hot to see lots of you I’ll invite one of my best girls over to take the pictures of me posing. This is serious business, the previewing of one’s business. It requires negotiating oneself into varied ass, boob and stomach angles. When you’ve got generous titties you have to know what makes them look best and what makes them look like their gonna wrestle and kill each other. I also need to check out what happens if I scoot my ass higher here or there and what does this angling my leg over here do? Will my size 2 waist appear as though I can fit a bracelet on it? Or will it remind you of the tube on an inflatable rescue raft? This part of the process usually gets so heated that I either end up warming myself up or pre-partying with my photographer.

 

#2 Grooming to clear a path for tongue and cock full body access:

I did the Bald Eagle once, but looking at it in the mirror I saw reflected back a Twinkie twin-pack, and I don’t like Twinkies. To me it’s just more flattering to nurture a little peach fuzz on my hump, my hump, my lady bump, and I make it all nice and welcoming for you to get down on it. Some of my hairier bitches have their arms waxed as well as their coochies and legs. I thank my Swede genes for making my arms and asshole hairless. Also under the umbrella of general grooming, girls get a manicures and pedicures — I take it a step further by buffing the holy living shit out of my elbows and knees. Both of which, by the way, yearn to be kissed.

 

#3 If we haven’t seen it yet, we will think about what your dick might look like:

I will stare at your picture and I will recall what your hands look like and how they nestled into mine. I will obsess about your thumbs. My friends and I discovered that a guy’s dick looks a lot like his thumb. If I recall that you held my hand assuredly and grabbed/slapped my ass with the awesome sting of naughtiness then I’ll be about 99% sure you know how to maneuver your erect thumb twin in and around my dirty parts.

 

#4 We dab perfume, behind the knees, below the belly ring, and on the neck:

These are meant as homing signals for areas that make a girl’s (Cherry) stems twist in knots.

#5 During the checking out the positions procedure, we will have tried on anywhere from 6 to 250 pairs of panties:

I make sure the bra that matches the winner is clean; once this is confirmed I slide the blue ribbon underwear to the side with my pinky and confirm that they won’t pop back over my entry points too easily–in case you like to do that sort of peek-a- boo thing. FYI, we like that sort of thing.

 

#6 We will check out your FB page, your Twitter feed and we will Google your ass to see if we can gain more insight into what you are into and see how much of a bad boy you might wanna be:

It’s amazing how much a little detective work reveals. Like, are you the type that is willing to go down to Porn Holler, or are you more of a sex newbie who thinks that snowballing is a game booth at the Smallberg Winter Bazaar?

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